I AM EXCITED! I AM REALLY EXCITED! YES, YES, CENTENNIAL! YES, YES, WE HAVE PACIORETTY AND WEBER! YES, YES, I HAVE RECENTLY DISCOVERED THE JOYS OF HAVING A BUILT-IN WEBCAM IN MY BRAND-NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART LAPTOP COMPUTER, SOMETHING I WASN’T AWARE EXISTED! BUT TONIGHT, GEORGES LARAQUE WILL GRACE THE BELL CENTRE ICE!
Could they have picked a better opponent for our centennial season opener than the Broons from Bahston? The blacks and yellows (that isn’t really their nickname, I just made it up) have opened their NOT CENTENNIAL season with a win and a loss so far. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: The [...]
Ok, ok… I love the Bulldogs. Seriously, what Bob Gainey has done with that team can be admired. While our beloved Habs are enjoying success with the big boys, it can’t be overlooked what the Bulldogs organization has contributed to the Canadiens’ development. For instance, Tomas ‘Pleks’ Plekanec, Chris ‘Yale’ Higgins and Sergei ‘Dirty Harry’ [...]
TopShelf Game Report: Steve Begin scored what might be the most beautifully unorthodox goal you’ll ever see in an empty net, and the Canadiens earned a hard-fought but deserved 5-3 victory at the Wachovia Centre on Monday night against the Philadelphia Flyers. The game was the first time both teams met since the Flyers eliminated [...]
Alexei Cherepanov, only 19 years old, collapsed on the bench and died during Avangard Omsk’s KHL game today. Cherepanov, the New York Rangers’ top pick in 2007, collided with a teammate during a line change and soon after developed heart complications. The Rangers’ prospect recorded an impressive 29 poinst in his firts season with Omsk, that number [...]
You can say it’s about revenge. You can say it’s about pride. You can say whatever you want, but at the end of the day, the team who scores more than the other team tonight in Philadelphia will come away with the 2 points. Duh! This is the first time the two Eastern Conference rivals [...]
Is that what we needed? To lose to an average Buffalo team to get our crap together? The powerplay was deadly, the defense played much better, the goaltending was good, and Halak will propose to his goalposts tonight in a special ceremony at the Calgary Stampede (made sense in my head). You know what I [...]
Nothing worked, ok? The lines weren’t on-sync, the defensemen were caught out of position numerous times and the only player that looked anything like mid-season form was Carey Price (I know he got beat by the same move in the shootout twice). Robert Lang scored an extremely nice goal too, TOP SHELF! RIGHT WHERE MOMMA [...]
Yeah, I know. The season started yesterday and I’m previewing it today. Give me a break, I work 10 hours a week, have a dog to walk, a little brother to take care of, and a life on GTA 4 I have to continue. Not to mention the shitty computer that broke down yesterday. I don’t [...]
And you thought THIS is the worst thing that could happen to a person: I know, I know: “WHAT THE HELL MAN! DON’T POST SHIT LIKE THAT! IT’S GROSS!” Hey brother, I have to get my point across. For those of you who don’t know, the picture is of former Sabres/Capitals/Nordiques goal-tender Clint Malarchuk, whose throat [...]
