TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport:
Thomas Vanek scored twice for the Buffalo Sabres but it wasn’t enough as his team was overturned by another Montreal Canadiens comeback.
In this, the first of 7 straight home games - the longest homestand for the Habs this year - Andrei Kostitsyn had a goal and an assist to help his slumping [...]
The surging Montreal Canadiens -who are coming off wins against San Jose, Detroit, Boston and the N.Y Rangers - host the Buffalo Sabres tonight at the Bell Centre in what should be a straightforward game for the Habs.
Man, don’t you wish that was reality?
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: fuck it
Their year so [...]
I didn’t watch the game yesterday, so I won’t be writing a completely professional game report. I was out with my friends. I have friends and stuff like that. I did, however, watch Canadiens Express, and I have a couple of things to say:
-The Habs continue to show that they are as consistent as the a [...]
Yay, we get to play Alex Ovechkin tonight.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: See? With one win and one good performance, everyone is having sex again. Habs sit 5th in the East, and we also have the 3rd best defense in the league! woo!
Their year so far: Alex Ovechkin and Semin. Caps 3rd in [...]
Shaka laka boom!!
Don’t look at me like I’m some kind of freak…Shaka laka boom is in again! It’s in like Ricky Martin was in during the late 90’s.
Anyways, Matt D’Agostini has been recalled today by the Montreal Canadiens and will join up with the rest of the over-paid (for now they’re overpaid) fuckers in Washington - [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport:
The Montreal Canadiens played one of their best - if not the best - games of the season, scoring three second period goals to beat the defending Stanley Cup Champions, the Detroit Red Wings.
Much was said about Montreal’s inability to convert their chances on the powerplay, and how they would cope with Detroit’s [...]
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. We’re fucken fucked. Seriously, we’re so fucken fucked, it’ll be like that time we got fucken fucked. Ok seriously! Enough joking around! I’m sorry, playing Detroit is always exciting! I know, but you’re freaking out the viewers with all the FUCKS you said. Ok I apologize, seriously though, [...]
Seriously, first it was Jonathan Roy who completely destroyed Bobby Nadeau last year…
And then, his brother does his best to…commemorate the family:
Now, I have no problem with fighting. I believe more people go watch the games to see them than stay away because of them. But a line must be drawn. When players, in junior [...]
TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport:
Young Canadiens defenseman Ryan O’Byrne scored a shocking goal in his own net and the New York Islanders netted the goals they needed in the shootout as Montreal went down for a second straight game.
New York wasted no time imposing their tempo early on, and Richard Park put his team ahead with [...]
The last time we played the Islanders, Kovalev and Plekanec had probably their best games of the season. Tonight, they will bring their level of horrible to a new level. It’ll be almost as bad as ‘I heart Huckabees’. Get ready!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Enough talking, more goals. A team that [...]
