Montreal Canadiens 3-1 Detroit ‘Original six sexiness! Ya we’re like, totally awesome dude!’ Red Wings

TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport:
The Montreal Canadiens played one of their best - if not the best - games of the season, scoring three second period goals to beat the defending Stanley Cup Champions, the Detroit Red Wings.
Much was said about Montreal’s inability to convert their chances on the powerplay, and how they would cope with Detroit’s [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Red Wings

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck. We’re fucken fucked. Seriously, we’re so fucken fucked, it’ll be like that time we got fucken fucked. Ok seriously! Enough joking around! I’m sorry, playing Detroit is always exciting! I know, but you’re freaking out the viewers with all the FUCKS you said. Ok I apologize, seriously though, [...]