Montreal Canadiens 2-3 Boston ‘I’m really getting sick of those fucks’ Bruins

TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Patrick Roy’s presence couldn’t help the Montreal Canadiens who fell to the Boston Bruins in a second straight game by a score of 3-2. The Habs surely had last week’s 6-1 embarassement at the hands of those same Bruins in the back of their minds, and it showed early on. Check [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Bruins

Patrick Roy night! All the debates about whether or not he should have his jersey retired will be put to rest tonight, as the famous number 33 will hang from the rafters at the Bell Centre. The man who helped the Habs win two Stanley Cups before abruptly leaving for Colorado in that December of [...]

Montreal Canadiens 3-2 Ottawa ‘It’s amazing how bad a team can get in the space of just one year’ Senators

I didn’t watch the game. I heard it was a better game, which is promising. People seriously have to chill. The fact that we’re only in the month of November should be enough to make people take some Valium…or vicodin, I don’t know, I’m not a pharmacist. I saw the game on Canadiens Express (copyrights [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Senators

Habs – Sens. Sucky VS Very Sucky. I hate public transport. Do people feel the need to bathe in perfume? Sweat + Perfume = NOT GOOD COMBO! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Things are not exactly good. Carbo is shuffling the lines more times than Rosie O’Donell had interesting guests on her show…  [...]

Montreal Canadiens 1-2 Carolina ‘Fuck Sergei Samsonov’ Hurricanes

TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: The Canadiens scored first for once, and Carey Price was spectacular but it still wasn’t enough as the struggling Habs fell by a score of 2-1 to the Carolina Hurricanes. Aside from facing a total of 48 shots, Price was stellar in giving his time a chance to win it over [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Hurricanes

MECHANTS MARDIS! What does that even mean anyway? It should have been S.M.M.X. SUPER MARDIS MOLSON EX! Tuesdays are an asshole all of a sudden. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: We lose a game, people are ready to move outta the country. We win a game, people are orgasming all over [...]

Montreal Canadiens 3-2 St Louis ‘Blues? Was that your best shit?’ Blues

TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Alex Kovalev scored the shootout winner and Carey Price made 24 saves as Montreal ended its 2-game losing streak Sunday night in Missouri. It didn’t start well for the Habs though, as Steve Regier registered his first point of his short NHL career 3:48 into the opening period. Regier had been point-less in [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Blues

Yeah, I know there was a game yesterday. I know we lost. I didn’t watch it. Tanguay scored. I was helping my friend moved and I had a birthday. Don’t judge. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk, everyone is panicking. We’ve lost 4 of our last 5, [...]

You win some, You lose some

Carey Price said it best, when being interviewed following last night’s defeat, when he said the Bruins “…wanted it more”. Could anyone disagree with him? Hey, nights like that are bound to happen. We just have to hope they don’t happen often, and especially not twice in a week against our two most hated rivals. [...]

Montreal Canadiens 1-6 Boston Bruins

They’re not even worth a game report tonight. That’s how bad it was. I only have a couple of things to say: -These are the kinds of games you need Steve Begin instead of Mathieu Dandenault. -If there was a loss that hurt, that was it. -Komisarek losing that fight sucked so much. I hate [...]

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