Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Bruins

Man, why do I have a weird feeling about tonight’s game? It’s the same feeling I got when I found out hotdogs weren’t actually made out of hot…dogs. Anyways, 7:00 PM start at TD BankNorth Garden. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: After opening the season with an impressive 8-2-2 record while [...]

I’m happy to say I’ve been proven wrong

That’s right. For the first time since 1907, I have been proven wrong by the NHL. They took a look at the elbow thrown by Jarkko Ruutu on Lapierre and have handed the Finnish douchebag sensation a 2 game ban. Hallelujah! I give credit where credit’s due, and in this case, the league deserves a [...]

Montreal Canadiens 4-0 Ottawa ‘Who the fuck names their team the SENATORS?’ Senators

TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: Chris Higgins scored his first career NHL hattrick and Carey Price posted his first shutout of the season as the Montreal Canadiens rolled over the Ottawa Senators tuesday night at the Bell Centre. The Habs had the better start in a game where perhaps both teams had something to prove. Since [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Senators

Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Meh. 8-2-2! ..yeah! For real though, Carbo said that “recess” is over. You don’t want Carbo mad! Their year so far: Before their loss on Friday night against Carolina, the Sens had earned at least a point in the 5 previous games. Good guy updates: Kostopoulos is [...]

TREE GAMES!

Three games is the verdict, ladies and gents. Colin Campbell, the NHL vice-president, said: “While it is my determination that Kostopoulos did not deliver a check to an unsuspecting opponent, his actions caused injuries” in a statement last night. I have no problem with the suspension, even though I believe 1 or 2 games would [...]

Was it really dirty?

  Does the Tom Kostopoulos hit on Mike Van Ryn deserve a multi-game suspension like some papers are suggesting? First of all, let’s look at the facts. Kostopoulos has never been known as a Steve Downie or a Sean Avery, which means he’s not a dirty player. He is, on the other hand, known as a [...]

Montreal Canadiens 3-6 Toronto ‘I really can’t make fun of them, sorry, not tonight’ Maple Leafs

TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: Former Montreal Canadiens centre Mikhail Grabovski got the better of his ex team Saturday night, as the Toronto Maple Leafs beat the Habs by a score of 6-3 at Air Canada Centre. In a game where Montreal was outshot 41-20, the young centre recorded a goal and an assist and linemate [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Leafs

I love Leafs-Habs games. Seriously, don’t you just get a special feeling in your tummy? It makes me feel all tingly and wanted inside. I could bake cookies with my mom and walk my dog all day today, because at night, LEAFS-HABS! CHECK IT, CHECK IT! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: [...]

Montreal Canadiens 3-4 Columbus ‘CIVIL WAR’ Blue Jackets

TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: The Montreal Canadiens dropped a 4-3 decision to the Columbus Blue Jackets on Friday night, but the loss came in shootout after Sergei Kostitsyn tied the game with 40 seconds to go. Montreal started the stronger of the two teams, but it was again R.J Umberger who put his team ahead [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Blue Jackets

I’m not looking forward to this game. The team we’re playing is called the Columbus B.J’s. nuff said. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: What can I say? Some might say we’ve been stealing games, some might say we don’t deserve to be where we are, and some might say stripclubs have [...]

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