Here’s to Florida, a beautiful state in beautiful U.S.A! (I’ve never actually been to Florida, but I hear they have sunshine there) Here’s to Maxim Lapierre, who for the second night in a row was the hero – this time scoring a beautiful shootout goal. With hands like those, I envy all those girls from [...]
ROMAN HAMRLIK WAS A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK OF THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING! WHY AM I MENTIONING THIS? BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE DINE IN TAMPA! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 4th in the East, mo’fuckaaaa! Climbing up those standings faster than the Jonas brothers climbing up the billboard charts. Their year so [...]
After playing for roughly a month with the San Jose Sharks’ AHL franchise, Claude Lemieux has signed a 2 way contract with the big Sharks. Lemieux scored 2 goals and 4 points for, um…(2+4 =…6?) for around 6 points with the Sharks’ farm team. It was in September that the former Montreal Canadiens, New Jersey [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Maxim Lapierre’s hattrick propelled the Montreal Canadiens past the Florida Panthers by a score of 5-2 on Monday night at the BankAtlantic Center. The Canadiens were seeking their second win in a row, after earning a hard-fought but deserved victory over the Pittsburgh Penguins two nights prior. They got off to a good [...]
It was 26 degress in Florida today. 26 CELSUIS degrees. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 5th in the East, mo’fuckaaaa! Their year so far: They’re not all THAT bad. They’re still in the hunt for a playoff spot and stuff, 5-3-2 in their last 10, and they have Richard Zednik. Good [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Andrei Kostitsyn recorded his first career-hattrick, Carey Price made 32 saves and the Montreal Canadiens made it out of Pittsburgh with 2 points after their Christmas break. The elder Kostitsyn, who had missed 2 games with a leg injury, got the okay from the team doctors to play earlier in the [...]
MELON ARENA! HAHA! IT’S ALMOST AS BAD AS GAYLORD ENTERTAINMENT CENTER! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: There’s gona be lots of overweight hockey players on the ice tonight. You know Komisarek loves eatin’ his turkey, he probably ate 7 just by himself. Eggnog, mashed potatoes, Gravy, Chicken Pot pie, Pumpkin Pie, [...]
In a time where the price of gas has gone down to 74 cents, the New Kids on the Block are making a comeback and Chrysler-Jeep-Dodge is trying really really hard not to be overtaken by Kinder Surprise, I’d like to take this opportunity to wish everyone a very Merry Christmas and a very Happy [...]
Yeah, boo. Boo to the 30cm of snow that we got these past 2 days. Snow that has prevented me from holding my annual lemonade stand. Have you ever had a glass of ice-cold lemonade in December? It’s like mowing the lawn in January. Boo to another game VS the Hurricanes. Boo to Sergei Samsonov [...]
TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: Sergei Kostitsyn scored two goals, Steve Begin dished out the hits and the Montreal Canadiens managed to beat the Buffalo Sabres Saturday night at the Bell Centre. Montreal went into the game on the back of a very impressive 5-2 victory over the surging Philadelphia Flyers, and they carried the momentum [...]
