The Sabres are in town tonight. I think New York needs another hockey team. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Seeing how our year has gone so far, it seems likely that we will lose tonight’s game in an embarassing and cruel fashion. But our boys aren’t gona let us down, right?…………..RIGHT? [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Guillaume Latendresse and Sergei Kostitsyn had a goal and an assist each, Jaroslav Halak made 29 saves and the Montreal Canadiens ended their 3 game losing streak by beating the Philadelphia Flyers 5-2 on Thursday night at the Bell Centre. With the Flyers going into the game on the back of [...]
Big line from last year’s reunited. It’s gona be as big as the Spice Girls, I can feel it. With less tits though. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 6th in the East baby, YEAH THAT’S RIGHT! BETTER THAN THOSE LEAVES OF MAPLE FROM TORONTO! YEAH! Their year so far: Flyers have [...]
News from today’s practice, courtesy of HabsInsideOut: The ‘big’ line from last year will be reunited when the Habs host the Flyers tomorrow night, in what will surely be another ‘how to absolutely suck on the powerplay and still almost, just almost manage to win games’ performance by our beloved Canadiens. But there’ll be other [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Eric Staal scored two goals, Guy Carbonneau ran out of curse words to hurl at the officials and the Carolina Hurricanes disposed of the Montreal Canadiens 3-2 on Tuesday night at the RBC Center. Whistle after whistle, the referees kept sending the Canadiens’ players to the penalty box. A total of [...]
Garth Murray is the new Alex Ovechkin. That’s all I got to say. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 4th in the East, 4th in the East, 4th in the East. Everything is ok! Everything is ok! Everything is ok! Their year so far: Meh, they’re chasing the Capitals so they can [...]
TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: Patrice Brisebois scored for the misfiring Montreal Canadiens, Jaroslav Halak made 24 saves in his third consecutive start but it still wasn’t enough for the home team as the Habs went down by a score of 1-2 to the Washington Capitals at the Bell Centre on Saturday night. Montreal came into the [...]
Garth Murray is the new Alex Ovechkin. That’s all I got to say. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Ups, downs, even lines, horizontal avenues, vertical perpendiculars, hexagonical trepidations. Alas, c’est la vie gentlemen. Their year so far: Washington’s 3rd in the East due to playing in the shittiest Division in the league. [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Martin St Louis scored twice, Olaf Kolzig made 31 saves and the Tampa Bay Lightning ended their 9 game losing streak by beating the Montreal Canadiens 3-1 on Thursday night at the Bell Centre. The Habs came into the game on the back of an impressive 4-1 victory against the Calgary [...]
Tampa’s in town tonight. They managed to make it out of Florida! Yay! We are playing against the worst team in the league. I heard Olaf Kolzig does enjoy a good backrub though, so that might be tricky. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Don’t look now, but the Habs have somewhat [...]
