TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Robert Lang scored two goals and added an assists, Matt D’Agostini continued the fairy-tale start to his career and the Montreal Canadiens took care of the Calgary Flames by handing them a 4-1 defeat Tuesday night at the Bell Centre. On an evening where the Bell Centre was, for the first time [...]
The Calgary Flamers are in town tonight. Bertuzzi, Phaneuf etc. SO MANY LOVEABLE PLAYERS! My wishes for tonight’s game: -Steve Begin to score -Roman Hamrlik to score -Alex Tanguay to score a hattrick and go up to Mike Keenan and sock him one in the gonads and go “Bonne St Patrick, bitch!”. BOOYA! -Georges Laraque [...]
Oh Gary, Gary Gary… Gary Bettman has become so captivated by his power trip that he has, once again, appeared ridiculous in the way he has run this league. This isn’t about whether the 6 game suspension to Sean Avery was warranted, because god knows I was getting sick of the bastard. This is about [...]
Sidney Crosby has overtaken the 3 Habs players – namely Koivu, Tanguay and Kovalev – in the Eastern all-star game ballot. Crosby has 55 thousand votes, roughly 4 thousand more than his closest challenger, Awesome Kovy. And Evgeni ‘Noooo, I do not need facial reconstruction surgery’ Malkin is closing in on Alex Tanguay, with [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional Game-Report: Zach Parise scored 31 seconds into overtime, Scott Clemensen made 25 saves and the New Jersey Devils managed to beat the Montreal Canadiens by a score of 2-1. Prior to the game, more talk was about how Martin Brodeur would miss a first game against the Habs in more than 10 [...]
I’ve come to the conclusion that New York has too many teams. I know the Devils aren’t in New York, but they’re so close you can walk there. Devils, Sabres, Islanders, Rangers. What the fuck! And people wonder why the NHL has trouble filling arenas. Pound their asses tonight man. Let’s look at both teams: [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional Game-Report: Andrei Kostitsyn scored for the 3rd game in a row, Carey Price made 18 saves and the Montreal Canadiens won a 3rd straight outing, disposing of the Conference-leading New York Rangers 6-2 on Thursday night at the Bell Centre. The lines were kept intact by head coach Guy Carbonneau after Tuesday [...]
The last time we played the Rangers, a little 5 goal comeback was on the cards. The last time we played the Rangers, Alex Kovalev was leading the team in scoring and the league in powerplay points. The last time we played the Rangers, I had just tried out the new David Archuleta C.D. Let’s [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional Game-Report: The Atlanta Thrashers schocked the capacity crowd of 21, 273 packed inside the Bell Centre by scoring 3 goals in 59 seconds, but the flurry still wasn’t enough to hand them the win as the Canadiens still managed to get the full 2 points despite their best efforts to let Atlanta [...]
Yaaaay, Thrashers. The most exciting thing about today’s game is that Neil Young graced the Bell Centre yesterday with his awesome awesomness. No for real though, I don’t like him. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 2 REGULATION TIME victories in our last 3 games! WOO! Their year so far: Atlanta sit pretty [...]
