Time to break out the inspirational speech, Carbo. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: 4 losses in a row. Carey’s pissed, so that’s good. I don’t understand people going “Oh he shouldn’t have shown his emotions on national television!”. What!?!?! Do you want him to be ok with a mediocre performance? He [...]
The Habs’ motto for the past 4 games: “If they can’t see us, we can’t lose!” That’s what he said after last night’s loss, to see the video I’m talking about scoot over to the good folks over at FourHabsFans, whose website is like having dreams about your best friend’s 18 year old sister – [...]
The historic rivalry is reborn. Will the surging Montreal Canadiens be able to hold onto first place in the East? Or will the powerhouse Florida Panthers be able to stop Tom Kostopoulos and his men? WATCH TONIGHT! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: We fucken suck! Ok not really. But still, 3 [...]
With the gloom of 3 straight losses on all our shoulders, I decided to change things up a bit and bring in some new blood. New on this site, not to the sport of Hockey, Ace has been a hockey and Toronto Maple Leafs fan for almost a quarter of a century (he’s actually smart though). So, here to [...]
Patrice Brisebois celebrating his 38th birthday, last night in Tampa There was a game last night? A game which lasted 60 instead of 20 minutes? Someone tell the Habs! We saw the two sides of our beloved Canadiens. The first period was a team that dominated a team 18 points worse than us in the [...]
Last time we were in Tampa, Carey made a sweet save in the shootout and then showed us that Usain Bolt is his childhood hero. Tonight, Chris Higgins will score a goal and then show us that his childhood hero is Kobe Bryant. No, he won’t dunk the basketball. He’ll rape a woman on the ice. [...]
The Canadiens recalled Ryan from the Hamilton Bulldogs this morning. The young-ish defenseman was sent down on December 31st, just in time for new year’s eve party in Hamilton. Just Hamilton’s such a huge party town. Me thinks Breezer’s gona have a little break. Georges Laraque didn’t join the rest of the team on the [...]
Kovalev’s first goal? Dude, that was awesome! Did you guys see that ‘I’m taking a quick, strong wrist shot into the top corner but OH! OH WHAT HAPPENED THERE! Slowed down my shot! I Tricked youu!’. HOW DOES HE DO THAT! People keep stating that the format is flawed and that players don’t care about the [...]
On a day where it was almost too cold even for scalpers to enjoy their time (’cause they always do), yours truly had EXCLUSIVE! red-carpet passes credit to Rodney as the All-Stars walked into the Bell Centre to get ready for the skills competition. So in a nutshell, here’s how my penis-shrinking but unforgettable day went: [...]
You know what? I’m starting to get sick of this shit. As I’m sure most of you have heard by now, Sidney Crosby will not be playing in this weekend’s All-Star game. The Birds’ captain is suffering from an ‘upper-body injury’, and it won’t be the first time he’s missing out. Almost two million people voted [...]
