Guy Carbonneau, after last night’s game, pondering what to do with his team Man, New Jersey is to us what normality is to Tom Cruise eh? Game was never in doubt in my opinion. Yeah, Gorgeous Gorges scored to bring us within 1, but you always had the feeling that the guys in darker red [...]
We’ve played ‘em twice, we’ve lost twice. Let’s get the Devils tonight! — inspirational at all? Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Everything has become undone with yesterday’s loss to the Trash. Yes, we should be 30th in the leaugue and 15th in the Conference, ’cause they go hand-in-hand. We fucken suck. [...]
Well, that sucked eh? Not only did The Terminator not make the saves we needed him to make, Ilya Kovalchuk was held off the scoresheet and I’m pretty sure I just gambled away my step-father’s new Harley. Chris Thorburn (he’s a thorn in our side!) scored 2, including one midway through the third which really [...]
Speaking of the Habs, on a completely unrelated note, a little shout out to Barack. Best of luck to him in turning around our bottom neighbours. Hopefully people understand that things can’t be repaired in a long day’s night. Pimp cat knows what’s up.
On this, the holiest of sundays, the Habs visit the Thrashers seeking a 9th win in 11 encounters. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Boston are actually losing some games, so we have to take advantage of that! POUNCE ON THAT SHIT! Their year so far: 14th in the Conference, team’s heading nowhere. [...]
TopShelf’s Completely professional GameReport: Jaroslav Halak stopped the 2 shootout attempts against him while Maxim Lapierre and Alex Kovalev scored, enabling the Montreal Canadiens to beat the Ottawa Senators 5-4 on Saturday night. Ottawa came into the game on the back of two straight wins, riding rookie goaltender Brian Elliott’s stellar performances. Montreal opened the [...]
Remember that time when we used to play the Sens and Carbo was all like “It’ll be good to measure up against the best team in the Conference.” Remember when playing the Sens almost certainly meant failure and immediate lawn mower-induced death? Well, that time’s long gone! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: [...]
TopShelf’s completely Professional GameReport: Andrei Markov tallied a goal and an assist, Jaroslav Halak made 23 saves and the Montreal Canadiens rebounded from Tuesday’s loss in Boston by beating the Nashville Predators 3-2 tonight at the Bell Centre. Markov is now only one point short of his 300th in the NHL, and the All-Star defenseman [...]
The Nashville Predators are in town tonight? Really, I swear. Shout out to my buddy Raul who’s got a thing for Radek Bonk and his goatee, so he’s going to the game. Radek Bonk doesn’t have a goatee? Try telling that to Raul! Trust me, you do not wana tell Raul his sexual fantasies cannot [...]
Man, those Swiss sure wear some funny uniforms… Speaking of wearing stuff, Yannick Weber was sent back down to the Hamilton Bulldogs this morning. Weber, who was called up on January 1st, played just one game on the ice but plenty in mah heart! In a 6-2 destruction of the Leafs, Weber registered 2 shots on goal and [...]
