Apparently, they call their home arena the Shark Tank. OH YEAH!? Well Sharks, welcome to Beaver…um, gathering place! Yeah, Beaver gathering place! That’s wassup! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Dude, we’re so close to 4th, I can feel it. We’re also co close to 9th, I can also feel it. I’m being [...]
We went down two early, and unlike most of all y’all faithless bastards, I still believed. We got one back, and another, and another, and then they got one, and then we got a powerplay, and then Kovy deked around one guy, laid it off to Schneider, and BAM! WE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN! Game review over. Thank [...]
The post-Steve Begin era begins tonight, this is gona suck. Seriously, I’m gona miss that son of a bitch. We’ve actually won two in a row. I’m gona miss Steve Begin. Maxi has way lower prices than Super C. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: We’re 4 points behind them with two [...]
Your beloved Habs have picked up Philly centre Glen Metropolit on waivers today, obviously because Kyle Chipchura has been playing like Caillou and we needed depth at centre. Metropolit played for your beloved Bruins last season, all 82 games for them to be exact. He also played against us in the playoffs, and I really [...]
I know this is a hockey website, but it’s MY website, so go fuck yourselves, I’ll write about pull-out couches if I want to. I went to the game yesterday, simply because I have a Latino friend and he said he’d make me grow facial hair in perfect symmetry if I didn’t. Not that I [...]
Conversation between Les Jackson and Brett Hull, Dallas Stars general managers, as they find out of Steve Begin’s availability: Jackson: “Yo Brett, MAH MAN! You know that guy that you wanted before you went out and got Avery?” Hull: “John Cusack?” Jackson: “…what?” Hull: “…nothing” Jackson: “Steve Begin. Gainey just sent me a telegram. He wants [...]
The Montreal Canadiens have just traded Steve Begin (ie one of maybe 4 players who never takes a shift off) to the Dallas Stars for All-Star fucken defenseman Doug Janik. I don’t understand this decision. Ok, it makes sense on the financial side of things, but I am almost positive that if you had offered [...]
Well, we’ve been saying for a while that we needed a goaltender to play consistently sexy for us, and Jaro has been doing that. I wouldn’t say he stole the game for us the way he did in Colorago (those Avs are still dusting for fingerprints), but goddamn he was G-O-O-D! Good spells Good. You know [...]
Didn’t we lose to these guys like, 6 hours ago? Last time we played ‘em, they didn’t take one penalty. And yeah, that performance was bad. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Um, one win in the last 200 games. We need to make these playoffs. I cringe to think of the [...]
The New York Rangers, challenging the Habs for the East’s worst best-on-paper/worst-on-ice team, have fired Tom Renney after 4 some years at the helm. Umm, sorry, that was really all the news there was today. John Tortorella takes over. If you remember he’s the guy whose Tampa team swept the Habs in 2004. Tortorella had [...]
