I apologize for not updating yesterday, I had a… wardrobe malfunction. Kovy’s mug showed up on the scoreboard, the packed house cheered, Carbo sported a new suit and the Habs handled the big trio. Spare me the crap about a convincing performance, we surrendered 78 chances to the Ottawa Senators (47 shots, 19 blocked, 12 [...]
February 22nd, 2009
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According to various News Sources, Andrei and Sergei Kostitsyn, along with Roman Hamrlik, have been linked with a gentleman that was arrested last week by the name of Pasquale Mangiola. (sounds like a porn star) Apparently, Mr. Mangiola bought the Kostitsyns cars, alcohol, and ‘set them up’ with women. The losing streak wasn’t enough, the [...]
February 20th, 2009
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Way to dash our hopes and dreams eh? After a pretty good performance in Washington, last night sucked. The fact that we came back from a 4-2 deficit was encouraging, the Habs of last week would have folded their clothes and lost 19-2. But we battled back and TurtlePleks is awesome again. You’re down 2 [...]
February 20th, 2009
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Since apparently everyone was busy last night and couldn’t answer my questions, I’ll ask again!! What do you guys think? Is the team a better unit without THE ARTISTE? Will Sergei be back soon? What doe Schneider deserve, a blow or hand? Anyways, the road-trip is wrapped up tonight on the road against the Penguins. The Habs will [...]
February 19th, 2009
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MAN, did we need that? We lost, so booo. But we almost won! That…that counts for something, right? It wasn’t so much the result, but goddamn that performance made me not need viagra anymore. We competed, we skated with the most explosive team in the NHL, we forechecked, we put pressure on their defensemen, we [...]
February 19th, 2009
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The post-Kovy era begins today. What do you guys think? Is the team a better unit without THE ARTISTE? Will Sergei be back soon? Will Carey Price ever make another save? Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: After an orgasm start to the year, the team has been playing like the Manchester Monarchs [...]
February 18th, 2009
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Houston, we have like, 10 probems I never understood why spacemen always call people in Texas when there’s trouble in space. I mean, don’t they have enough problems there, what with all the football drama as shown on Friday Night Lights? Anyways, last year, your Montreal Canadiens won 47 games, had 35 losses including 10 [...]
February 17th, 2009
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haha, get it? get it? Change is happening! I’m kidding. You could kinda see it coming. A couple of changes have happened today within the organization. First of all, Kovy has been ordered to take a couple of days off, he won’t be joining the team in Washington and Pittsburgh. Gainey showed up at practice [...]
February 17th, 2009
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Mathieu Schneider being presented to the Montreal media Hey, what do you know? Bob heard me, and he went out and got Mathieu Schneider from the Trashers. (no typo there) The veteran (I might have exagerated on the above picture) blueliner came in exchange of a 2nd rounder in ’09 and a 3rd rounder in [...]
February 16th, 2009
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I didn’t watch last night’s game, friend’s birthday. But from what I heard/read, that’s a good thing. What is that? Our 10th loss in the last 13? The Canucks, the 3rd most penalized team in the NHL, didn’t get one minor last night. We’ve gotten 150 shots fired at our net in the last 4 games, [...]
February 16th, 2009
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