PRAISE JARO! PRAISE JARO! PRAAAISE THE TERMINATOR! We needed a goaltender to play and not be dead in nets, and we got just that. The Terminator did more than just play, he stole the game from the Snowfall. The last time we won in Denver was in 1982. Halak was -3 years old and made 26 [...]
+ = Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Their year so far: Good guy updates:CHIPS AHOY IS BACK! YAY! NEW GUY! MAYBE HE WON’T SUCK AS MUCH AS THE OTHER GUYS! Enemy updates: Soft spot for the enemy: Who will probably score for us: Who will probably score on us: Who [...]
The many different ways we got fucked last night I see what’s going on here. The Habs players know that when they put in a mediocre performance, I don’t write anything about the game. They figure I’m a busy guy and they don’t want me to have extra work. WELL GUESS WHAT HABS! IT’S NOT [...]
When was the last time we played Edmonton? Ahh, the oil. Their 5 Stanleys, their weird uniforms, their Gretzky love affair, their 10 PM E.T starts making me stay up late. I LOVE IT! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Coach cancelled practice yesterday and took the team bowling. I guess [...]
Seriously, they’re running out of excuses. Last night was the first time ever I’ve seriously felt like turning off the TV. Not because My Wife & Kids was on the other channel, but because we were that bad. The Flames weren’t exactly lighting the West on fire before this game. They had lost 4 games [...]
There’s a time when teams have to stick together and ignore all the outside storms, I think this is that time for the Habs. I think this long road-trip is, strangely enough, good for the team. Playing at the Bell Centre won’t exactly bring usfortunes and virgins right now, so in a way, the more adversity the [...]
This is the only cup we’ll be winning if we keep playing like this.
OHHHHH IT IS ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!! Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: *tear* Their year so far: THEY SUCK MORE THAN US! WE HAVE A CHANCE! Good guy updates: Halak’s getting the nod tonight, giving ol’ Carey a break and a chance to pluck his pubes. Enemy updates: Grabovski was scratched for their last game against [...]
Can we safely say that there’s something wrong with Carey Price? I am in no ay blaming last night’s loss on him, but when your franchise goaltender lets in a soft goal every game, it gets harder and harder to pull off a win. It seems Price gets out-goalied way too often, last night Ryan [...]
-My internet’s been down all day. FUCKEN BOONIES! -That doesn’t make sense, I live 5 minutes from Downtown. -HSBC Arena. -Laraque’s in, Dandy’s ready but not playing. -Carey’s in nets. -I wana watch Lakeview Terrace. Sam Jackson = GOLD!
