Game-day Bonanza : Habs - BlackHawks

You know when they say it’s now or never? I think that’s what they meant. Last week was pretty good with a collection of 5 out of 6 points and the weekend was nice weather, but the Hawks have made the journey and tonight we need a win, more than they do. So let’s do [...]

The day the flu got the better of me…again : Habs 3-4 Sabres

I don’t think I was born with all my immune shit, ’cause for the second time in 2 months, I woke up feeling like Richard Zednik after spending a night in Kyle McLaren’s bed.
The game was good.
I liked the mini-comeback. I liked the fact that we didn’t choke. I like the fact that the ‘big’ [...]

The day the streak was too good to kill : Habs - Sabres

This is awesome. 2 short previews, 2 wins. Who am I to mess with PERFECTION!? That’s right. This look doesn’t just happen.
Sabres visit tonight. And after playing the powerhouses that are Atlanta and Tampa, this will be tricky.
Ryan “boy next door” Miller is in nets, but he’s just coming back from a long layoff. So [...]

The day we dominated a game! : Habs 3-2 Lightning

Seriously, I don’t know what to make of the “New” Habs.
19 shots against? 36 shots for, not including 20 that missed and 34 that were blocked by players? That’s…THAT’S ALMOST 100 CHANCES!
The game last night eerily resembled ‘that’ game that we lost in Tampa 2 months ago. Badly outshooting them, failing to convert on our [...]

The day I wasn’t about to mess with the preview : Habs - Lightning

Well, three reasons I’m doing a short preview again:
1-Last game, we got a big win
2-It makes my life easier
3-I spilled strawberry jam on my dog, and although watching her trying to lick it off is hilarious, I have to wash it off her
With that said, same lines. Don’t change what it ain’t broke, right? Price [...]

The day we had a first line : Habs 6-3 Thrashers

For the first time in a long time, no Habs fan had to use any painkillers after watching a “game”.
Then again, it was the Atlanta Thrashers. But I’m not about to be a negative Nancy after a 6-3 win. Instead, I’m gona be a positive…Paul.
Seriously though - who was that team in red last night? A [...]

Game-day Bonanza for the day our team needed us more than ever : Habs - Thrashers

My internet is being more difficult than Mardi Gras at the Vaticans, so let’s make this quick.
Lines at practice, according to Habs Inside/Out, were as follows:
Kovalev - Koivu - Tanguay
A. Kostitsyn - Plekanec - S. Kostitsyn
Latendresse - Lapierre - Kostopoulos
Higgins - Metropolit - Dandenault
There will be no goalie in nets. Gainey figured we had more [...]

News, News, News, Balls & Tzatziki

-Dirty Harry Jr. has been called up
-No Nickname Pacioretty gets sent down, ’cause the two can’t two-exist and the team can’t afford that much pizza for two youngsters 
-Uncle George will/might/should/would/could/herpes? sell the team. I say we get bought out by O.J Simpson. Seriously though, why don’t they do something a la Real Madrid? Club’s owned [...]

The day it all got old : Habs 2-5 Leafs

People who know me know that I’m one of the most optimistic people out there, so when even I lose hope, something’s fucked.
Go out and enjoy the sun people, ’cause your Habs are seriously making it very hard to enjoy hockey right now.
I could sit down and say what’s wrong with this team, but it [...]

Game-day Bonanza for the day we needed a win more than Crocs needed to die : Habs - Leafs

Seriously, if you wear Crocs, just stop. You’re making a fool out of yourself. I don’t care how comfortable they are, and I’m sure they are, if you made 75 holes on a mountain bike seat it’d be comfortable, just stop. Please, for your sake and mine, stop.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: [...]