Shit means poop in French

I’m sure most of you have heard or participated in the debate that’s been taking place all over the city about who the next coach should be. I’m also certain that most of you have heard what the guys on RDS have been saying in terms of how getting a francophone coach is vital. While I [...]

The day the Sens took a crap on our chest : Habs 4-5 Senators

The ship is sinking, it’s sinking, it’s sinking…
I don’t have anything clever to say after that. The ship is your Montreal Canadiens. And the crew are the players - just in case you were confused about that.
Carey Price has 0 confidence, and I’m really starting to wonder about Roland Melanson’s work. Price looked weak, out [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Senators

Sens-Habs. Seriously, it’s getting old. MUST WIN! OMG! Haven’t had one of those in a while. We’re almost not in the playoffs. We suck. They rule. They have a new coach, so they responded well by winning a shitload of games. We have a new coach, so we responded shitty by not winning a game in [...]

The day our defense was as soft as the Pillsbury guy : Habs 3-4 Rangers

Serge Savard registers the last official hit ever recorded by a Canadiens defenseman
You know what? Something about this team makes me wish I was controlling them on NHL 09. At least then, I wouldn’t let anyone run my goalie. At least then, I would pass on a two on one (I’M LOOKING AT YOU CHRIS [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Rangers

Soooo uhhh, the Rangers have 80 points, the same total as our beloved Habs. Mais TABARNAC we have a game in hand, so this is pretty much as much of a must-win as the PGA is to Tiger.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: 6th place baby! We’re so close to 10th, I can literally [...]

Ohh Sergei

Sergei - a goal and 2 assists against the Manitoba Moose.
Perhaps he’ll stop playing like Faye Dunaway if we call him up?

The day I wasn’t about to waste a nice Sunday afternoon writing about the Habs : Habs 1-3 Devils


Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Devils

You know what? Martin Brodeur is gona break Patrick Roy’s record. He’s gona surpass it by a lot. He deserves it. He’s been an excellent goaltender for a looong time…but never for the Montreal Canadiens. So let’s beat him tonight and let him get his little record another day.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so [...]

A.S.S.H.O.L.E

Not sure if you guys saw it, but a couple of weeks ago, Milan Lucic “dropped the gloves” with Mike Brown of the Anaheim Ducks.
They say a picture says a thousand words, I wonder how many a video says, ’cause that makes my job so much easier:

You don’t hit a guy when he’s down. [...]

Oh Marty…

This man’s got a date with destiny tomorrow night.
Can anyone stop him?