BUT YOU KNOW WHAT CAN’T TURN HETERO GIRLS INTO LESBIANS?! THE HABS! YOU KNOW WHY? ‘CAUSE…they don’t have amazing boobies. mmmmmmmmmmmm, boooooobie… Anyway, I couldn’t watch the game, I had a drag queen show I had to attend to aid a friend. HEY HEY, Asshole! Don’t judge! You WATCHED THE HABS! joooy! I heard it [...]
March 13th, 2009
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You know what? I woke up today and something was different. I’m not sure if it has anything to do with the fact that it was the second straight week I’ve been wearing my good shirt, but something felt different. I think Gainey and Lever will pull this team in the right direction. I think every [...]
March 12th, 2009
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It was all somewhat familiar, wouldn’t you say? A good first period, a shitty second, and then… THE COACH ACTUALLY MADE ADJUSTMENTS! I know, I know, HOW FUCKEN DARE HE!? But he did, and it was good stuff. The 3rd period was playoff atmosphere hockey, and it was sexual baby. Is it just me or [...]
March 11th, 2009
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Gainey era #2 starts tonight. These guys embarassed us pretty good a couple of weeks ago, so how ’bout some payback please? K thanks. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: I told you guys the centennial was trouble. No one believed me, eh? “They’re gona be beautiful celebrations. There’s gona be cows [...]
March 10th, 2009
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Why does this man look so scared? Because he just lost his job, duh! In all seriousness though, you have to draw a line between what Carbo has done as a player and as a coach. The two should never be intertwined. Looking back, and it’s not easy for me to look back ’cause it’s [...]
March 10th, 2009
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and he ain’t comin’ here for his pretty smile. Assistant coach. He knows the system, he knows the organization, he knows the kids and most importantly, he knows how to win a cup. People are saying the coach had to pay for management’s inability to do a good job, and I say “DUH! Is that [...]
March 9th, 2009
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Well shave my balls and serve me a tuna sandwich… Habs Inside/Out are saying Carbo got the boot to the beak today. You kinda saw this one coming. When a team stops playing for its coach, you got a problem.
March 9th, 2009
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Seriously, they’re taking years off my life. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Hey, hey, maybe all the other teams in the East are gona lose their games too, so maybe we’ll sneak into the playoffs with 75 points?! Eh!? COME ON! LET’S BE POSITIVE! AT LEAST WE’RE NOT THE UHHH, BLUES? [...]
March 8th, 2009
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After Friday night’s loss in Atlanta, your beloved Montreal Canadiens are in 6th place, one point out of 9th place Pittsburgh and 2 out of 10th and the Sabres. Carbo said, in his post game press conference, that he “liked his team’s 60-minute effort.”. Yeah, I liked it too, but then I woke up and [...]
March 8th, 2009
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Your Montreal Canadiens are 4 points out of the 10th spot in the East. Yup, 4 points. 1, 2, 3, 4. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Fuck the centennial crap! Centennial brings death and potassium, neither of which we need right now. We need some wins to catch Boston! YEAH! Their [...]
March 6th, 2009
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