My Crystal Ball of Truth : The East

I realise there’s a matchup missing from my awesome preview, but I need a day to let all the hate for the B’s get outta my body.
 
Washington Capitals/New York Rangers:
Will Jose Theodore finally carry a team on his shoul…hAAAAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I couldn’t finish that sentence without cracking up. Ok be serious now! If [...]

Bears are fat

You’re fucken dead. You say we’re cocky? Well motherfuckers, we have reason to be cocky. How are those 5 Stanley Cups working out for ya?
Our team is taking the plane tomorrow and is gona take a shit all over your faces. The massive gangbang will be dominated by Habs players and personnel, even the skate [...]