Nothing else to say…

That matchups have been talked about. The players analysed. The predictions have been made. Now, all we can do is just wait for puckdrop.
When the game gets underway tonight at the TD Banknorth Garden, a new chapter in this rivalry will be waiting to be written.
There’s no doubt that history favors the Canadiens, but that [...]

Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups : Montreal Canadiens VS Boston Bruins

You know, there’s a funny thing about sports. They say only a fool would bet on the outcome of a game; a fool or a Boston Bruins fan.
To prove that theory, just about everyone who’s ever seen ice or snow in their life is willing to bet their kids’ college funds and teeth on this [...]

My Crystal Ball of Truth : The East

I realise there’s a matchup missing from my awesome preview, but I need a day to let all the hate for the B’s get outta my body.
 
Washington Capitals/New York Rangers:
Will Jose Theodore finally carry a team on his shoul…hAAAAHaHAHAHAHAHAHA I’M SORRY! I’M SORRY! I couldn’t finish that sentence without cracking up. Ok be serious now! If [...]

Bears are fat

You’re fucken dead. You say we’re cocky? Well motherfuckers, we have reason to be cocky. How are those 5 Stanley Cups working out for ya?
Our team is taking the plane tomorrow and is gona take a shit all over your faces. The massive gangbang will be dominated by Habs players and personnel, even the skate [...]

My Crystal Ball of Truth : The West

Seems like just yesterday that Carey Price was robbing Detroit in the pre-season.
Many many games later, playoff matchups are set. So, to stick with the policy of this blog, here is, in a heartbeat, the matchups and what I think will happen. If you don’t agree, please do discuss, but don’t bitch. Amount you pay [...]

The day the new season started : Habs 1-3 Penguins

No need to talk about the Penguins. Bruins. It’s goin’ down. it’s goin so down, we’re finding magma.

Game-day Bonanza for the last game of the season : Habs - Penguins

WE’RE IN THE PLAYOFFS!

The day I was angry but the weater was too nice out to write a long review : Habs 4-5 Bruins

It’s almost 10 degrees outside in MONTREAL, so in the spirit of Easter and hopefully I won’t offend anyone, I just have this to say:

FUCK YOU MLAN LUCIC! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE! HUH! WHAT HAVE YOU ACCOMPLISHED IN YOUR CAREER! STOP HANGING OUT WITH TODD BERTUZZI, YOU CLASSLESS MOTHERFUCKER! YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER [...]

Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Bruins

You know what? We’ve played 80 games. That’s 4800 minutes of hockey plus overtime and whatnot. That’s a LOT of hockey. We’ve scored 244 goals and conceded 239. We’ve gathered 92 points, and need 1 more. One point. Let’s not make it any more exciting than it already is boys, that means you too Plekanec! Gather your [...]

Weber P.2

According to Habs Inside/Out, help is coming in the form of Yannick Weber. He comes up, some one has to pay. That some one is Doug Janik, who played the last 2 games and averaged in the 13 minutes of ice time.
Will he play the point? Will he play with O’Byrne? Will he be awesome [...]