Yeah yeah, I know it’s still in our hands, but I really wanted that win. Like, I was ready to watch Ted Danson and David Hasselhoff argue about who has the better body for 6 hours for those 2 points, but it didn’t happen. It’s not that the Rangers necessarily played that much better, it’s [...]
Shit just got real. One game. Madison Square Garden. Win and you’re in. Lose and you suck. Habs – Rangers. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: We need to win tonight. I doubt any Canadiens fan will ever forget this 100th season. What other team can lose its top point-getter 3 times during [...]
Hey, it wasn’t for lack of effort. The players showed up. They battled hard, but the Ottawa Senators simply won ’cause they outmanned your Montreal Canadiens. Maxim Lapierre was in the box for a crucial 5 minutes in the 3rd period for fighting Brian Lee, and we really could have used him. You could perhaps fault [...]
Except stuff isn’t as cute as that kitty. I hate the Leafs. I really dislike them. Seems that even when they have no chance of making the playoffs, they find a way to screw us. If you don’t know what happened, the reason the kitty cat looks so constipated and worried is ’cause Markov is out for [...]
I hate Mikhail Grabovski. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: We’re awesome. Panthers won last night. I’m telling you man, they refuse to die. We need to hire Jason Statham to terminate some cats. Their year so far: Not making the playoffs, but Cory Clouston’s done as good a job as any other 17 [...]
You knew it was gona affect the team as soon as Markov went down. That little Grabovski cunt hit him against the boards, and it was a hit that was completely unnecessary. At that point, the team didn’t look the same. But thankfully, the job was done. I would have also loved to see the Iceman say [...]
Habs – Leafs. CBC! Hockey night in Canada. Should be a dandy. Joke. Don’t watch CBC. Watch TSN. But TSN’s not showing the game, so watch RDS. RDS, yeah. That’s good. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Catz lost yesterday. We have to win tonight. They embarassed us last time in our CRIB! [...]
Hey, we beat a team we were supposed to beat. That hasn’t happened too many times this year, so be thankful you ungrateful whiny little rug-muffins! The top line is actually playing like they want a job next year, and that’s so reassuring to see. Panthers lost last night – Everyone, get on your knees [...]
The last time we played the Islanders, Kyle Okposo scored the winning goal in O.T. It was March 12th, and everyone still had visions of unicorns running on Maisonneuve. Let’s look at both teams: Our year so far: Panthers ARE STILL one behind us. They’re like a really annoying hair on your testies that you just [...]
This is the first thing I get when I type Panthers in google images. Well, that was long overdue right? I mean, yeah the Panthers beat the good-for-nothing Sens, but we did our job. Our job is to keep winning. Actually no, our job is to keep supporting…BRAS! OH SNAP! SEE WHAT I DID THERE!? [...]
