Chicago Blackhawks/Detroit RedWings: Eh, what can you say about this? I really really want the Blackhawks to win, but Detroit just has so much to contend with, and even though Anaheim beat ‘em up pretty bad in the 2nd round, they’re just so deeeeeeep. They’re so deep, they’re finding Ninja Turtles. The Bulin Wall is [...]
You know, you could kinda feel it coming. When halfway through the overtime period, B’s fans start chanting: “We want it! We want it!”. You really have to be more specific. You want an early round at the golf course? YOU GOT IT! Oh yeah, Ducks are out too. That Darren Helm’s got some speed [...]
FUCK YOU HURRICANES! YOU HAVE A FUCKEN 3-1 LEAD, BUT NOOOOOO, YOU DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND LET THEM TIE IT AT 3! YOU BETTER FUCKEN FINISH THEM TONIGHT, OR I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO MYRTLE BEACH AND TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOURISTS THERE, JUST SO I CAN HARM YOUR TOURISM INDUSTRY! THEY’LL BE [...]
If you guys haven’t heard, Bob Gainey yesterday signed PK Subban to a 3 year entry level contract. Oh, and Andre Benoit also put pen to paper. Subban’s contract is the more important for 2 reasons: I know who he is and if he hadn’t been signed by June 1st, he would have been eligible [...]
Um, Carolina taking the Bruins to school? Who would have thought? You mean they were overhyped and overrated? WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT!? YOU MEAN I CAN’T WEAR MY NIGHTGOWN EVEN THOUGH I’M A GUY?….sorry, I’m weird on weekends. I just don’t see a way back for Boston in the series. Cam Ward is outgoaling Timmy [...]
Do you really want this man to coach Maxim Lapierre? It’s like, a really really bad nightmare where you wake up and you see a really weird guy standing at the edge of your bed with a sledge hammer and a pound of sweet potatoes, so you’d rather go back to the nightmare.
Vancouer Canucks/Chicago Blackhawks: Yada yada yada, you know the story. Yeah, Canucks won last night, but barely. They raced off to a 3-0 lead led by the incomparable 4’1 Kyle Wellwood but then the Hawks got ‘em back only for Vancouver to retake the lead with a bit more than a minute to go. I [...]
