5 Star Canada captures Gold (SO FUCKEN CORNY!)

P.K Subban: Man, and to think we were 5 seconds away from elimination…
John Tavares: Dude, we are so getting laid tonight it’s not even funny.

You may have not heard (and if you didn’t then honestly, you fucken suck), but Team Canada won the World Junior Hockey Title on Monday night by beating the Swedes from Sweden by a score of 5-1.

Cody Hodgson (2), P.K Subban, Angelo Esposito and Jordan Eberle scored Canada’s goals, while a Swedish player got Sweden’s goal.

It was a fitting end to a tournament which saw plenty of Swedish goaltending weirdness, Canadian player awesomeness and peacocks infiltrating arenas.

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