Titty-fuck

Ahh, you beautiful thing. Out for 2 to 4 months. This hurts me more than it hurts you. Stupid Carey skate. Just fix yourself and come back stronger, ok? Me love you long time.

Habs 4-3 Poopy Leafs

You’re ugly. You suck. We won. HAHA!

Game-Day Bonanza : Habs – Leafs

Oh my goodness. Brand new season. I can’t believe it’s here. Can you believe it? I can’t. It’s like, been so long and stuff. No matter what happened last year, everything is fresh this year. New faces, new coaches, new armor-all scent repellent. Let’s do this! It’s only fitting that the first game of the season [...]

Sergei K being a little bitch

According to Habs Inside/Out, Sergei Kostitsyn has asked for a trade. A day after being sent down to the Hamilton Bulldogs, the younger Kostitsyn doesn’t like it and is acting like a dildo-loving prima donna. Talk about taking the easy way out. What happened to working hard and proving you have a place on this [...]

Awesome review

A couple of things I have to say about the game against the Penguins: -If Mike Cammalleri, Brian Gionta and Scott Gomez play with the same intensity and conviction every night, then BOY we’re in for a couple of fun nights this season -Brian Gionta is my only choice for captain. Did you see him [...]

Preseason anal-ysis…so far

What I’ve noticed about the couple of games I’ve watched so far: -Carey Price had one good game and one bad game. Skeptics are awake, but I still have faith in the guy. Too much natural talent. Give him time. -Brion Gionta is 5’7. Zdeno Chara is 6’9. Chara wasn’t able to pin him down [...]

I wana Spank Frank

Ok, I don’t really wana spank Frank, but I can’t believe it took that long. Francis Bouillon has finally found a new home with the Nashville Predators. By far one of my favorite players in his time here, and I wish him the best of luck. Never was the biggest guy, but can still help [...]

OMG! OMG! OMG!

Training camp is underway. Training camp sucks. Know why? ‘Cause it’s a training. In a fucken camp. I know this being a LEGIT Habs blog and everything, I should probably preview the upcoming season. Yeah well, fuck you. I’m busy. Soon though. Soon. Preview will come. For now, enjoy the end of the summer.

3 Weeks!

Training camp starts 3 weeks from today, but who’s fucken counting, right? LONGEST. OFF-SEASON. EVER!

Heart isn’t valued as much anymore

After Koivu’s, your loss hurts the most. We’ll miss you, GreekSleek. If the Kostitsyns had as much heart as you, they’d have nuts made outta gold…or, you know, be the league’s top scorers.

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