Komisarek is Spanish for SUCK!

Toronto eh? Had to be Toronto? Go fuck youself, Mike Komisarek! Go fuck youself with Milan Lucic’s mustache, you money hungry fuck. After all the shit we’ve been through together, you go and choose the mortal enemy. I gave my life to you man! But no! Your blonde hair and blue eyes won’t overpower me [...]

Saku

You guys are in big shit now. Who’s everybody going to blame? Saku has been repeatedly criticized over his almost 15 year career in Montreal, and I have a hunch that if his name was Tremblay, he’d have statues built in his honor. People fail to mention how he never got to play as a 2nd [...]

Oh captain, My captain

We’re gona miss you

Nobody like him

On days like these, hockey takes a backseat. Take care, MJ.

This is Nucken Futs!

Um, where the fuck did this shit shitting fucken come from? Out of nowhere, Bob Gainey (yes, THAT Bob Gainey) has managed to get his hands on not one, not two, not three, but FOUR new players! Jaroslav Spacek is not the biggest guy, but he moves the puck well and will be playing in his [...]

Bye Bye Saku?

Scott Gomez.

YAY!

Marian Hossa, identity crisis and all HA! Pens won a cup. I’m completely indifferent about that. This is why having a hockey blog in the offseason SUCKS ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! BRING BACK THE HABS! booooo.

We have a series…

Sidney Crosby sad. He no score goal. After ignoring 20 seconds of too many men on the ice and calling a weird penalty in the 3rd, the refs and the Pittsburgh Penguins got the win in game 3 of the Finals. Malkin woke up and Talbot is awesome. Frenchies got 3 of the 4 goals by [...]

I’m sorry I’ve been away, but holy crap

This is what I get for waking up at noon. Not one, but two significant moves around the club. First of all, Jacques Martin has been hired as the new head coach starting immediately, effectively leaving his general manager position with the Florida Panthers. Secondly, Rollie Melanson won’t be back with the team next year. [...]

My delayed Crystal ball of Truth : The Conference Finals

Chicago Blackhawks/Detroit RedWings: Eh, what can you say about this? I really really want the Blackhawks to win, but Detroit just has so much to contend with, and even though Anaheim beat ‘em up pretty bad in the 2nd round, they’re just so deeeeeeep. They’re so deep, they’re finding Ninja Turtles. The Bulin Wall is [...]

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