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FUCK YOU HURRICANES! YOU HAVE A FUCKEN 3-1 LEAD, BUT NOOOOOO, YOU DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND LET THEM TIE IT AT 3!

YOU BETTER FUCKEN FINISH THEM TONIGHT, OR I WILL PERSONALLY GO TO MYRTLE BEACH AND TAKE A CRAP ON THE TOURISTS THERE, JUST SO I CAN HARM YOUR TOURISM INDUSTRY! THEY’LL BE LIKE “No, we can’t go to Myrtle Beach, there’s a guy that takes craps on tourists’ chests there”. HA! BOOK IT, FUCKERS!

Oh yeah, what the hell happened to you Canucks? 3 minutes away from a 3-1 series lead, and then you collapse? Ahhh Roberto, I thought you were the all savior they needed? Apparently not. Patrick Kane raped you all and the Hawks are so exciting.

No Canadian team will win the Cup yet again, it’ll still probably be an American team.

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