Game-day Bonanza for the day I wrote the preview in 22 seconds: Habs – Leafs
Habs – Leafs. CBC! Hockey night in Canada. Should be a dandy. Joke. Don’t watch CBC. Watch TSN. But TSN’s not showing the game, so watch RDS. RDS, yeah. That’s good.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Catz lost yesterday. We have to win tonight. They embarassed us last time in our CRIB! Let’s do the same to them. KILL! KILL! TORTURE! BIND! TORTURE! KILL!
Their year so far: They’re a feisty bunch. .
Good guy updates: Halak’s still in. Seriously, get some fucken flut shots assholes. Andrei sits in hopes of reviving him, Dandy takes his spot. Breezer returns.
Enemy updates: Umm, Jason Blake is good.
Soft spot for the enemy: Mikhail Grabovski. HE’S SO CUTE AND HUGGABLE!
Who will probably score for us: Alex Kovalev. He’s hotter than hot right now. He’s so hot, he makes cold people look REALLY cold.
Who will probably score on us: Curtis Joseph.
Who will definitely not score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn. BRING THE OLD ANDREI BACK!
Who will definitely not score on us: Pierre Dagenais.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Andre & Sergei Kostitsyn, Carey, Oh what the hell, John Tavares
Prediction: AWESOMENESS!
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