Oh yeah, home opener. That’s right. After 5 games on the road, we get 6 at home. Like that’s any better. If the team isn’t kicking ass, the fans will be on their asses like a beautiful ass on Shakira.

Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: The western road trip sucked. So bad. Forget it.

Their year so far: Avs lead the West? You heard right.

Good guy updates: Carey’s in nets probably. Moen’s on the first line as a big FUCK YOU YOU FUCKEN FUCK to Tender Gender. Cammamama with TurtlePleks and AK46.

Enemy updates: Um, Craig Anderson’s hot? Wolski too.

Soft spot for the enemy: Joe Sakic. oh wait…

Who will probably score for us: Shawn Belle!!!

Who will probably score on us: I don’t know. Honestly. My internet’s driving me nuts. I just wana get this over with and watch the mean kitty song on youtube.

Who will definitely not score for us: Shawn Belle!!!

Who will definitely not score on us: SHAWN FUCKEN BELLE!!!

Get well soon: OhBurn! and Marky Mark! We miss you already!

Prediction: Habs 19-3 Avalanche.