Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Blue Jackets
I’m not looking forward to this game. The team we’re playing is called the Columbus B.J’s. nuff said.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: What can I say? Some might say we’ve been stealing games, some might say we don’t deserve to be where we are, and some might say stripclubs have really cheap open buffets. I say this team is only firing at 50%, and we’re 8-1-1. BOO-YA!
Their year so far: Bj’s sit 4th in the Central, 10th in the West. They won their last game in spectacular fashion, beating Oiler country 5-4 in a thrilling game! That’s about as much as excitement as their fans will get to experience all season long.
Good guy updates: Yale plays on the 2nd (1st?) line with Hook and Tongue. The terminator is in nets. Tender Gender has come down to earth, and will play with Hollywood and Dirty Harry.
Enemy updates: Derick Brassard leads all bj’s in scoring with 12 in 12. The Nashinator (horrible) has 8.
Soft spot for the enemy: R.J Umberger…NOT!
Who will probably score for us: Please, please, Sergei. Score a goal? Pretty please?
Who will probably score on us: R.J Umberger.
Who will definitely not score for us: Latendresse will throw a hissy fit and break his collarbone.
Who will definitely not score on us: Manny Malhotra. How is he still in the league? Scored the winner against Edmonton too. ATTA BOY!
Prediction: Mahntreal 3-2 Couloumbos. GOBAMA! Whoever breaks Umberger’s body in half gets a chocolate chip cookie.
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