Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Bruins
You know what? We’ve played 80 games. That’s 4800 minutes of hockey plus overtime and whatnot. That’s a LOT of hockey. We’ve scored 244 goals and conceded 239. We’ve gathered 92 points, and need 1 more. One point. Let’s not make it any more exciting than it already is boys, that means you too Plekanec! Gather your motivation and let’s do this. If not, you all suck and I am NOT making any of you those cheese and watermelon sandwiches you guys like. Point is, it doesn’t get much bigger than this game. I’ve said it before, but every game from now on has to be looked at as the last game of our season. Adversity brings a team together like nothing else, so show us how much of a team you really are.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Fuck the centennial. The centennial is crap. People turn 100 every day, you don’t see weird 27-different-colored jerseys in their honor!
Their year so far: Boston is fucken sexy this year, no need to tell you that. But I’ll tell you this: no one in Boston wants to play the Habs in the first round. That is, if we make it. We might not though, and even if we do end up playing the Bruins, they’re obviously the favorites. But still, I’d rather play Washington. Boston’s like a big bully this year. They’re the bully and we’re the virgin 22 year old who wears glasses and likes reading. PFF! WHO READS ANYMORE!
Good guy updates: I believe Carey’s in nets, and RDS is reporting that Schneider might play? Bob asked the B’s defense to take it easy on Andrei K – what with having an identity crisis and thinking he’s Jan Bulis and all.
Enemy updates: They’re good. Umm, HIO is saying that Andrew Ference, Dennis Wideman, Chuck Kobasew and P.J. Axelsson aren’t playing. Btw, P.J stands for Per Johan. FUN FACT OF THE DAY!!!!
Soft spot for the enemy: Tim Thomas should have knocked the fuck outta Avery, but other than that, this game means too much, no time for bros.
Who will probably score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn. IMAGINE!
Who will probably score on us: Milan Lucic. And then I’ll kill myself.
Who will definitely not score for us: Yannick Weber.
Who will definitely not score: Tim Connolly and Jim Dowd.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Andre & Sergei Kostitsyn, Andrei Markov and Schneida?
Site you should visit before I visit you in the middle of the night and make you wish you were sharing a Carribean cruise with Nick Cage: Cornelius Hardenbergh and The Hockey Adventure ! It’s a good site with plenty of colors and actually some hockey-related stuff, unlike here. If you guys want, I guess I could start writing more about hockey and less about my dairy life…(HA! GET IT!? I WROTE DAIRY INSTEAD OF DAILY!).
Prediction: Oh Mathieu we love you, you have a bomb of a shot from the point. And no I’m not just saying that, ’cause you don’t disappoint. We need to go in their home, and take a big crap on their ice. And don’t even THINK ABOUT IT KOVY, stop trying to be nice. Just take the points, make poopoo and leave, that’s all we have to do. We’ll take care of O’Byrne later, kid needs some more shampoo, it’s loooong overdue.
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