Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Devils
We’ve played ‘em twice, we’ve lost twice. Let’s get the Devils tonight!
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inspirational at all?
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Everything has become undone with yesterday’s loss to the Trash. Yes, we should be 30th in the leaugue and 15th in the Conference, ’cause they go hand-in-hand. We fucken suck. Trade the whole team and get everyone from Hamilton to play. Also trade Gainey for a can of V8 Tomato Juice and Carbo for Matt LeBlanc.
Their year so far: If they win tonight’s game, they go ahead of us in the Standings. Need more motivation Doug Jarvis?
Good guy updates: SAKU PLAYS!
Enemy updates: Um, Shanahan came back recently, so they’re riding that wave. Zach Parise and Patrik Elias are the top two point-getters, and they scare me.
Soft spot for the enemy: Zubrus?
Who will probably score for us: Imagine if Saku scores, how fairytale would that be? He scores, takes his skates off to show his extremely muscular bare feet, runs around the rink and then runs up to Mike Ribeiro (who is in the stands) and says: ” SEE? I told you I rinse!”
Who will probably score on us: Marty Brodeur.
Who will definitely not score for us: Hmmm, Roman Harmlik.
Who will definitely not score on us: JOHNNY ODUYA!.
Prediction: It wouldn’t be disastrous if we lost tonight, but heading into All-Star weekend on the back of two losses is never a pretty thing. But we have a complexion against Jersey, it’s like that one chick that you always saw and you never knew what it was but every time you saw her you came too fast and just couldn’t help yourself. Habs to be pumped up from seeing the captain skate, 3-1 over the Devils.
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