Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Devils
You know what? Martin Brodeur is gona break Patrick Roy’s record. He’s gona surpass it by a lot. He deserves it. He’s been an excellent goaltender for a looong time…but never for the Montreal Canadiens. So let’s beat him tonight and let him get his little record another day.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: I’m too tired right now. Let’s just make the playoffs and have sex. It’s all gona be much easier after that. I miss Sergei Kostitsyn of last year. I wonder what the weather’s like in Hamilton.
Their year so far: Fuck the Devils. They’re always good.
Good guy updates: The Breeze gets his 1,000th game tonight! yaaay breezeee. Halak is in nets because Price is fucken tired after facing 756 shots in the last 2 periods.
Enemy updates: Marty. Parise was picked 7 spots after Andrei K in the draft. What was it? 2004? I don’t know, but Parise has 40 goals this year.
Soft spot for the enemy: Ummm, Lou Lamoriello. He’s so cute with his being old and everything. It’s adorable!
Who will probably score for us: CHRIS HIGGINS! MONSTER! HE HATES MARTY! DO IT CHRIS! DO IT FOR MAINE!
Who will probably score on us: Paul Martin. Former Prime ministers that play at the Bell Centre always cause trouble.
Who will definitely not score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn.
Who will definitely not score on us: Brendan Shanahan.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Guillaume Latendresse, Georges Laraque,
Prediction: Crepes with nutella in the morning are THE shit.
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