Western road trip. Man, doesn’t that sound lovely. Not really. Remember last year? We conceded something like 37 goals and scored 2. Our team was falling apart. Carey was helpess. Everything was bad. Hopefully this year things’ll be better.

Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: 2 wins. Duh!

Their year so far: Just like us, they are also 2-0-0. They have been winning games while being heavily outshot. Sound familiar?

Good guy updates: Carey’s so hot right now, they’re using him to bake shrimp. Gionta, Cammalleri, TurtlePleks, Gorges, Moen and Metroman all have 2 points each.

Enemy updates: Rene Bourque is leading scorer. Dion Phaneuf is still a cunt.

Soft spot for the enemy: Bouwmeester?

Who will probably score for us: Matt D’Agostini. He likes scoring against the Flames. MAYBE CAUSE HE’S A FLAMER!!…

sorry, that was completely uncalled for. I apologize.

Who will probably score on us: Nigel Dawes. He just looks like a badass.

Who will definitely not score for us: Alex Kovalev.

Who will definitely not score on us: Dion Phaneuf. I’m really happy for you, I’ma let you finish, but Sean Avery had one of the best comments of all time!

Get well soon: OhBurn! and Marky Mark! We miss you already!

Prediction: A horse to come out onto the ice and request to play the lead role in Disney’s “Spirit 2: The horses return!”.