Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Hurricanes
MECHANTS MARDIS! What does that even mean anyway? It should have been S.M.M.X. SUPER MARDIS MOLSON EX! Tuesdays are an asshole all of a sudden.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: We lose a game, people are ready to move outta the country. We win a game, people are orgasming all over each other. Yes, that is a lovely image to have in your head.
Their year so far: Carolina 7th in the East, two points ahead of a Brodeur-less New Jersey. And people said Kevin Weekes would carry the team. YEAH OK!
Good guy updates: Carey’s starting for the 2nd game in a row. Komi still out. Protein shake’s sticking with the same lines.
Enemy updates: Rod Brind’amour is still playing? What? Ray Whitney leads the team with 14 pts in 18 games. Eric Staal sucks right now, and is seriously jeapordizing my hockey pool chances. SCREW YOU ERIC STAAL! Jarkko Ruutu’s little brother will hopefully be less of a cunt tonight than his brother was last week.
Soft spot for the enemy: Dan LaCouture. Because he should be knitting! HAHAHA GET IT!?!? LA COUTURE! Man, I’m awesome!
Who will probably score for us: I don’t know. Tongue? Maybe? I hope to god the less better-looking of the Kostitsyn brothers scores again tonight.
Who will probably score on us: Matt Cullen. Erik Cole would normally occupy this category but he’s too busy massaging Sheldon Souray’s scalp over there in Edmonton.
Who will definitely not score for us: Our powerplay.
Who will definitely not score on us: Sergei Samsonov. lol
Prediction: I don’t know. I don’t like playing Carolina. Their jerseys make me nauseous. I say we win 4-2 though.
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