Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Islanders
The last time we played the Islanders, Kovalev and Plekanec had probably their best games of the season. Tonight, they will bring their level of horrible to a new level. It’ll be almost as bad as ‘I heart Huckabees’. Get ready!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Enough talking, more goals. A team that can’t score is a team that’s gona struggle to win games…IT IS WHAT IT IS!
Their year so far: Islanders won 4 of their last 5…it’s crazy I tell you! Joey ‘Ronald’ McDonald has been good for them, some impressive stats I could care less about putting.
Good guy updates: Carey’s starting for the 5th game in a row. Komi still out! (Milan Lucic must die). BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Enemy updates: Doug Weight leads all Isles with 19 points from 20 games. DiPietro still out, so the aforementioned McDonald is in nets since Denis is in the farm. OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM! EIA-EIA-O! AND ON THAT FARM HE KEPT DENIS! EIA-EIA-O! POOR DENIS WAS OUT OF A JOB! EIA-EIA-O! New York’s 11th in the East, BY THE WAY!
Soft spot for the enemy: Richard Park. EES FUNNY COS HE ONLY AZN GUY WHOU PLAY HOOCKEY!
Who will probably score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn is coming into his own again…it’s like a second coming of age story. Like The Lion King.
Who will probably score on us: Streit. Fucker.
Who will definitely not score for us: Guillaume Latendresse. IT AIN’T COOL TO BE A 21 YEAR OLD DAD! And cause he’s not playing.
Who will definitely not score on us: RYDAH!
Prediction: Can we score more than 2 goals? Please. What better team to do it against than the Islanders? OK COOL! Habs 3-1 Islanders!
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