Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Islanders
The last time we played the Islanders, Kyle Okposo scored the winning goal in O.T. It was March 12th, and everyone still had visions of unicorns running on Maisonneuve.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Panthers ARE STILL one behind us. They’re like a really annoying hair on your testies that you just can’t reach to cut off. You know that feeling!
Their year so far: John Tavares.
Good guy updates: Carey can’t go, and seriously, I’m starting to get sick of the fucken flu. It was cool when Tanguay had it, NOW IT’S JUST ANNOYING! Denis was called up. Sergei can’t go. Hamr is a game-time decision.
Enemy updates: Yann Danis in nets most probably. Streit is a game-time decision as well.
Soft spot for the enemy: None right now.
Who will probably score for us: Alex Kovalev. He’s hotter than hot right now. He’s so hot, he puts the ot in hot.
Who will probably score on us: John Tavares.
Who will definitely not score for us: John Tavares.
Who will definitely not score on us: John Tavares
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Andre & Sergei Kostitsyn, Carey, Oh what the hell, John Tavares
Prediction: Tim Robbins to show up at the game and ask to play in nets for the Islanders, only to be denied by Victor Tikhonov who really doesn’t like Mystic River. At which point Sean Penn will show up and declare: “I…am Sean Penn!”
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