Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Lightning
Last time we were in Tampa, Carey made a sweet save in the shootout and then showed us that Usain Bolt is his childhood hero. Tonight, Chris Higgins will score a goal and then show us that his childhood hero is Kobe Bryant. No, he won’t dunk the basketball. He’ll rape a woman on the ice. Sorry.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Ok, partying’s over. Put the chow mein and the sombreros away and focus down the strertch.
Their year so far: They had a rough start but then it got a little bit smoother and better. SOUND FAMILIAR!? No…not sex. Ok yeah, I was talking about sex.
Good guy updates: Yale’s back, biyatches. O’byrne is in for the Breeze. HAPPY BIRTHDAY BREEZE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU! HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BREEZE! WOOOOOO!
Enemy updates: Vinny, Marty, yada yada yada. Lecav has 21 goals, AND I TOUCHED HIS HAND! I STILL haven’t washed it!
Soft spot for the enemy: VINNY LECAVALIER! i touched his hand
Who will probably score for us: Josh Gorges. 2 pts in his last 2 games! Fucken offensive force!
Who will probably score on us: St Louis.
Who will definitely not score for us: TurtlePleks has 0 pts in his last 5 games, which is really depressing.
Who will definitely not score on us: Dan Boyle. FOOLS! Why’d you have to trade him to a team that’s gona rule the world for the next 47 years?
Prediction: We shouldn’t any team that has Vincent Lecavalier lightly. Not even a team that plays ICE hockey in Florida.
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