Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Lightning
ROMAN HAMRLIK WAS A FIRST ROUND DRAFT PICK OF THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING! WHY AM I MENTIONING THIS? BECAUSE TONIGHT, WE DINE IN TAMPA!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: 4th in the East, mo’fuckaaaa! Climbing up those standings faster than the Jonas brothers climbing up the billboard charts.
Their year so far: Winners of 3 in a row, who would have thought! 4-5-1 in their last 10, which isn’t exactly Vincent Lecavalier-worthy, but then again, fuck that cunt man. See? My jokes are heterosexual. Don’t hate.
Good guy updates: Should be the same lines. Captain K is still nursing that groin problem with his sexy wife, no pun intended. Our french guys had a good game last night, so hopefully they rock it tonight.
Enemy updates: Lecavalier, St Louis. Seriously, shit gets old. Dave Andreychuk?
Soft spot for the enemy: Maybe the littler of the Quebecois if he doesn’t score 17 goals on us tonight.
Who will probably score for us: Robert Lang!
Who will probably score on us: Vinny Lecave.
Who will definitely not score for us: Tomas Plekanec scored last game!!!! HERE’S TO TOM KOSTOPOULOS SCORING ONE!
Who will definitely not score on us: Mark Recchi.
Prediction: We like, never win two games in a row in Florida. Too many beaches/women/purses/bars to keep us from concentrating. I love that orange juice. But hey, tonight will be an exception because Tim Robbins is doing the ceremonial puck drop. HAHA! NO HE’S NOT! Montreal 10 – -9 Tampa Bay.
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