Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Panthers
The historic rivalry is reborn. Will the surging Montreal Canadiens be able to hold onto first place in the East? Or will the powerhouse Florida Panthers be able to stop Tom Kostopoulos and his men? WATCH TONIGHT!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: We fucken suck! Ok not really. But still, 3 losses in a row. If we lose tonight, it’ll be 4 in a row. I know, my maths skillz are dangerous liaisons! Last time we lost 4 in a row was back during the 06/07 season, and we all remember how that ended…
Their year so far: They’re 8th! Engaged with Buffalo, Pittsburgh and Carolina for that last spot. It’d be funny if they all miss it and fucken St Louis sneaks through! I know, I know, “But St Louis is in the West!”. EXACTLY! That’s why it’d be so funny.
Good guy updates: Um, Pacioretty is out. Ooookk… Breezer’s in. oooookk… Price/Halak earn 11 million dollars less than Chicago’s goalies? Man…the world is a weird place these days.
Enemy updates: David Booth is fucken excellent. We also have to watch out for that ex-goalie curse when we face Vokoun.
Soft spot for the enemy: Bouwmeester! GET HIM BOB!
Who will probably score for us: Markov’s the only guy that’s been doing anything lately, so I guess he’ll get a goal?
Who will probably score on us: Frolik. Youngstars and all.
Who will definitely not score for us: TurtlePleks will stay in this category until he breaks out for a hattrick.
Who will definitely not score on us: Gregory Campbell. He stole Stewart’s first name! Asshole!
Prediction: meh. They’re chasing a playoffspot, so we better watch out for dem clawz. Just…please. a win? Habs 1-0. A headed goal by Robert Lang.
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