Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Predators
The Nashville Predators are in town tonight? Really, I swear. Shout out to my buddy Raul who’s got a thing for Radek Bonk and his goatee, so he’s going to the game. Radek Bonk doesn’t have a goatee? Try telling that to Raul! Trust me, you do not wana tell Raul his sexual fantasies cannot be fulfilled – the last thing your eyes will see will be a really really hairy nipple and a tourniquet.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Seriously, do you need updating here? Still 4th in the East. We were 4th last month when I updated, we were 4th last week, we were 4th last night, and guess what? Two weeks from now, when you ask me, we’ll still be fucken 4th. But in more lifting news, THE POWERPLAY IS ALIVE LADIES AND GENTS!
Their year so far: 4-6-0 in their last 10, which isn’t exactly Real Madrid material, but hey, they’re only 3 points out of a playoff spot.
Good guy updates: Kovy is sick apparently, so awesome Greg Stewart has been called up from the ‘dawgs. Remember that game Stewart played last season? The last game of the regular season against the Leafs. He had like 17 breakaways and got in a fight. That was sick. Captain Hook’s still not gona make it, a setback or some shit. This isn’t confirmed, but reports have stated that Carey Price has been kidnapped and will not make it to the All-Star game. So yeah, let’s give Marc Denis a go? He went down to Hamilton and did his job quietly, let’s give him a shot Carbs.
Enemy updates: PEKKA RIINE ROCKS! Dumont leads the team in points and watch out for Shea Weber if he plays tonight, leads the team in shots with 132, that’s 2 more than our leader in shots (Kovy) and he’s a defenseman. Honorable mention to Bonk, who won it last time for them. Arnott is doubtful along with Jordin Tootoo.
Soft spot for the enemy: That goalie of theirs. With a name like that, he HAS to be good. BUCKLEYS REFERENCE! DID ANYONE CATCH THAT? Man, I’m awesome.
Who will probably score for us: It’s time for a Matt D’Agostini goal.
Who will probably score on us: Radek Bonk.
Who will definitely not score for us: Matt D’Agostini.
Who will definitely not score on us: PEKKA RIINE! HE’S FUCKEN AWESOME!
Prediction: Give Raul a show boys. Nashville have a good record against Eastern teams this year, so let’s break that trend. Need the two points. On a completely unrelated note, I really hope the person who’s singing the national anthem tonight isn’t Charles Prevost-Linten again, I’m starting to get bored of the guy. Don’t get me wrong, he’s got a very serene voice, but he kinda reminds me of Jeffrey Dahmer. Anyways, Habs to come out on top. DUH! 3-1!
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