Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Senators
Habs – Sens. Sucky VS Very Sucky. I hate public transport. Do people feel the need to bathe in perfume? Sweat + Perfume = NOT GOOD COMBO!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Things are not exactly good. Carbo is shuffling the lines more times than Rosie O’Donell had interesting guests on her show…
Their year so far: Remeber the days when playing the Sens was a real test for our team and they were the ‘team to beat’ in the East and whatnot? Yeah, those days are gone. AND JUST LIEK YOUR VIRGINITY! WE WON’T BE GETTIN ‘EM BACK!
Good guy updates: Carey’s starting for the 3rd game in a row. Komi still out. HIO is reporting these lines: Tender Gender is reunited with Tongue and Hook. Pleks is sandwiched by Kovy and Yale (that sounds dirty, I like it!). Hollywood centres Andrei and Greek Sleek. 4th line is yet to be determined.
Enemy updates: Spezza, Heatley, Alfredsson, yada yada yada…Filip Kuba? Who?
Soft spot for the enemy: VERMETTE! I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUuuUuu!
Who will probably score for us: It’s come to the point where I don’t care anymore. I honestly don’t give a flying piece of pizza shit if Carey Price gets a goal, as long as we win convincingly.
Who will probably score on us: See ‘Enemy updates’.
Who will definitely not score for us: Everyone. They will join their collective talents and manage not to score to bring the art of losing to another level.
Who will definitely not score on us: Sergei Samsonov. lol
Prediction: This game would be better if it wasn’t between, well, the Habs and the Sens. But here’s hoping for some entertainment. Habs 2-1 Sens.
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