Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Senators
Sens-Habs. Seriously, it’s getting old. MUST WIN! OMG! Haven’t had one of those in a while. We’re almost not in the playoffs. We suck. They rule. They have a new coach, so they responded well by winning a shitload of games. We have a new coach, so we responded shitty by not winning a game in regulation since.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Look above.
Their year so far: They’re not gona make the playoffs, but are we? That’s the question Martin Jack. I don’t know man, but it keeps me up at night…
Good guy updates: Carey’s in nets again, and he’ll be going for a new record tonight, I just don’t know which, or if I made that up. TurtlePleks is back with his old buddies Kovy and Andrei. Saku is flanked by Tongue and Yale, in the rebirth of the line that was supposed to make the centennial. Tender Gender joins his buddy Max and Greek Sleek is there too, while MetroMan plays with the underage kids. I swear, last line changes of the year. It’s only what? 72 games in? Calm down.
Enemy updates: I don’t give a shit. Sun’s shining outside. But they’ve won 6 of their last 7.
Soft spot for the enemy: Vermette. OH NO THEY TRADED HIM!
Who will probably score for us: Guillaume Latendresse.
Who will probably score on us: Heatley.
Who will definitely not score for us: Glen Metropolit.
Who will definitely not score on us: Vermette.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Georges Laraque, Sergei Kostitsyn
Prediction: More Habs than Sens fans.
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haha
THATS whats keeping you up at night eh! geez, i finally figured it out! thats it! no more doubting the canadiens! if they make, they make it! c’est tout.