Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Senators
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Meh. 8-2-2! ..yeah! For real though, Carbo said that “recess” is over. You don’t want Carbo mad!
Their year so far: Before their loss on Friday night against Carolina, the Sens had earned at least a point in the 5 previous games.
Good guy updates: Kostopoulos is out obviously, so Begin will probably be brought in. I’d rather Mandy Dandy though, but what the hell! Bob Barker’s in nets.
Enemy updates: Heatley, Alfredsson, Spezza…yada yada yada = a combined 42 points. Surprise of the season? Filip Kuba! Tied ith Alfie with 14 points. Alex Auld has been good for them while posting the league’s best Goals-against average. Baby food product Gerber started the game in Carolina, but Auld is expected to get the nod tonight at the BELL CENTAH! BELL CENTAH! BELL CENTAH!
Soft spot for the enemy: Antoine Vermette! I WANT HIIIIIIM! …in Montreal I mean… not in a sexual way…I don’t think.
Who will probably score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn.
Who will probably score on us: OH I DON’T KNOW! DANY HEATLEY!?
Who will definitely not score for us: Tom Kostopoulos! HAHA! Ees funny cos he no play tounaight.
Who will definitely not score on us: Chris Phillips and Jason Smith are as cold as a drunk housewife in a St Bernardino banquet right now.
Prediction: Depends which Habs show up tonight. If it’s the Marco Habs, then we win 5-3. If it’s the Polo Habs, then I don’t want to know. My predictions have been off the last couple of games. I need a new seeing ball thing.
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Special mention:
November 11th. If soldiers hadn’t fought all those years ago for us, we wouldn’t be here to talk about Kostitsyn screwing up his latest shootout attemps or how awesome Alex Kovalev is.
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