Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Sharks
Apparently, they call their home arena the Shark Tank. OH YEAH!? Well Sharks, welcome to Beaver…um, gathering place! Yeah, Beaver gathering place! That’s wassup!
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Dude, we’re so close to 4th, I can feel it. We’re also co close to 9th, I can also feel it. I’m being felt up by everything. hehe, so provocative!
Their year so far: You know that teacher you had in high-school. You know the one I’m talking about – amazing tits, an ass you wana eat Cheerios off of, legs you wish you had just so you could jerk off to yourself every night, eyes you just wanted to cut off so you can lick them every night before you went to bed. That’s the San Jose Sharks.
Don’t sue. Above comment about disecting live human beings was attempt at humor.
Good guy updates: Same lineup. Jaro gets start.
Enemy updates: Marleau, Setoguchi, Thornton, Blake, Boyle, Lemieux (lol). Apparently, Nabokov has a wee bit of a cold, so Brian Boucher takes his place behind the rest of the Sharks.
Soft spot for the enemy: They’re such a talented, explosive team. It’s just a very dangerous team to play, therefore, I cannot be soft and have man-crushes right now. I hate everyone.
Who will probably score for us: Kyle Chipchura. Oh no wait…
Who will probably score on us: Setoguchi. Kid’s good.
Who will definitely not score for us: Josh Gorges! Hopefully this will be incentive for him to down his former team. “DOWN ‘EM JOSH! DOWN ‘EM!”.
Who will definitely not score on us: Claude Lemieux. I’d shoot myself.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Guillaume Latendresse, Alex Tanguay
Prediction: I’m no longer making predicitions until we win 3-4 games in a row. I will predict a Claude Lemieux event, not sure what kind of event, but something will happen for sure. And 75 shots will be fired at Halak. GO HABS!
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