Game-day Bonanza : Habs – Stars
Seriously, they’re taking years off my life.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Hey, hey, maybe all the other teams in the East are gona lose their games too, so maybe we’ll sneak into the playoffs with 75 points?! Eh!? COME ON! LET’S BE POSITIVE! AT LEAST WE’RE NOT THE UHHH, BLUES? YEAH! WHO NEEDS KEITH SHASHUK! …i hate my life.
Their year so far: After a monumental sucky start to the season, including a stretch where they lost something like 15 of 19 games, the Stars have been playing like all their adoring fans in Texas want them to play – down the end zone. They’re holding on to 8th in the West, but just barely. It’s tighter than a catholic schoolgirl over there.
Good guy updates: MOOOORE line changes. I love you Carbo. At least these lines somewhat like they would give me a boner: Dirty Harry Sr with Captain Hook and Tongue Express, Pacioretty with TurtlePleks and Kovy, Lapierre centres Yale and Greek Sleek, and last and probably least, Metropolit is in a sexy sandwich between D’Ags and Stewart. Apparently, and by apparently I mean according to Habs Inside/Out, Dandy’s on D. Carey’s in net.
Enemy updates: Steve Begin is gona be coming hard and fast. Watch out.
Soft spot for the enemy: Steve Begin.
Who will probably score for us: Andrei Kostitsyn.
Who will probably score on us: Mike Ribeiro.
Who will definitely not score for us: Gregory Stewart.
Who will definitely not score on us: Patrik Stefan. Haha, youtube that guy. It’s pretty funny.
Who I HOPE scores on us: Steve Begin.
Get well soon: Robert Lang, Guillaume Latendresse, Georges Laraque,
Prediction: At this point, if I end watching the game not in tears it’s a good game. We’ll see what happens.
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