Game-day Bonanza : Habs - Thrashers

Your Montreal Canadiens are 4 points out of the 10th spot in the East. Yup, 4 points. 1, 2, 3, 4.

Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Fuck the centennial crap! Centennial brings death and potassium, neither of which we need right now. We need some wins to catch Boston! YEAH!

Their year so far: Um. Atlanta, Georgia. Hockey. Do you see a correlation? Sucktitude. But they beat us last time. Then again, everyone beats us nowadays.

Good guy updates: The Terminator takes like a full week to get rid of the stupid flu virus, so Price is playing again. I really don’t understand that decision. Do you completely wana kill the kid’s confidence, whatever he’s got left in him? I hope I’m wrong and he plays well, but I’m not holding my breath. ‘Cause I hate holding my breath. ALEX TANGUAY IS BACK! Dandy TOO! It’s like Christmas in March! Breezer sits so O’B can play.

Enemy updates: Ilya Kovalchuk, on a team that’s the second worst in the league, has 35 goals.                  

Soft spot for the enemy: Kovalchuk. Those long blonde locks, that Russian accent, the overflow of Dentyne. MMM!

Who will probably score for us: TANGUAY! TONGUE SMILES!

Who will probably score on us: Bryan Little. He’s little. I got nothing clever right now.

Who will definitely not score for us: UMMMM, Tomas Plekanec?

Who will definitely not score on us: Marian Hossa? Dany Heatley?

Get well soon: Robert Lang, Guillaume Latendresse, Georges Laraque, Carey Price

Prediction: WHO GIVES A SHIT! I WANT PLAYOFFS! GET INTO THOSE PLAYOFFS OR HELP ME GOD!

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