Game-Day Bonanza : Habs - Thrashers
Meh. Let’s just get a win and cut the crap.
Let’s look at both teams:
Our year so far: Shitty. We make the New York Mets look good.
Their year so far: Not shitty. A thrasher’s a bird. Thank you Google!
Good guy updates: Jaro gets the start in nets, giving Carey some time to think about that ridiculous new mask. Ok no it’s pretty bad-ass. Marc Andre Bergeron has been called up to help revitalize a powerplay that has been as ineffective as Jodie Foster’s attempts to convince people she’s straight.
Enemy updates: Kovalchuk is good.
Soft spot for the enemy: They used to have Marian Hossa.
Who will probably score for us: Marc Andre Bergeron.
Who will probably score on us: Kovalchuk. or White. or Black. Stop being racist.
Who will definitely not score for us: Guillaume Latendresse.
Who will definitely not score on us: I don’t know. Anybody can score on us right now.
Get well soon: OhBurn! and Marky Mark! We miss you already!
Prediction: I don’t even care, let’s just give ‘em a game and try to get a point at least.
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