Conversation between Les Jackson and Brett Hull, Dallas Stars general managers, as they find out of Steve Begin’s availability:

Jackson: “Yo Brett, MAH MAN! You know that guy that you wanted before you went out and got Avery?”
Hull: “John Cusack?”
Jackson: “…what?”
Hull: “…nothing”
Jackson: “Steve Begin. Gainey just sent me a telegram. He wants to trade”
Hull: “BOBBO! I love that guy man! We managed to get rid of Janne Niinimaa AND get an 80 point a season player in return!”
Jackson: “LMAO! I KNOW! That guy’s classic man!”
Hull: “Who do you wana give him this time?”
Jackson: “DUDE! DUDE! Let’s give him Niinimaa again! He probably won’t even notice!”
Hull: “HAHAHA You’re too much man! You’re too much!”
Jackson: “I know. I am pretty fucken awesome”
Hull: *goes up to Jackson and caresses his bicep* “…you are…”
Jackson: “…um…dude?..”
Hull: “Oh, yeah! *EHEM* SORRY! Dallas…masculine…right…sorry”
Jackson: “Let’s get rid of Janik!”
Hull: “NOOO! HE’LL NEVER GO FOR IT! COME ON! IMAGINE!”
Jackson: “LMAO I KNOW! IT’S JUST TOO OBVIOUS THIS TIME!”
Hull: “YOU”RE TOO MUCH! OK OK OK FACEBOOK HIM AND ASK HIM!”
Jackson: “Ok ok hold on…wtf…OH NO!”
Hull: “What? What’s wrong?”
Jackson: “Nothing. Hicks hasn’t returned my poke yet”
Hull: “He will. Now what do you say we turn that frown into a smile and message Gainey!? HUH BIG FELLA!?”
Jackson & Hull: “YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!”
Jackson: “Ok, I just sent it. Now we just have to wa…oh never mind, he replied already!”
Hull: “OMG JOHN!?”
Jackson: “No..what? Gainey”
Hull: “Oh, yeah. that too! What’d he say!?”
Jackson: “He said your name sounds really weird!”
Hull: “…you know I’m really sensitive about that!”
Jackson: “…sorry…”
Hull: “It’s ok…”
Jackson: “Fuck the internet is slow today…FOR. THE. LOVE. OF. MANNING, ALBERTA! HE SAID YES!”
Hull: “NOOOOO!!!!”
Jackson: “YES!”
Hull: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!”
Jackson: “YESSS! Check it out, it reads: Hey Les and Brett, great to hear from you guys again. Sure thing, we appreciate your generosity in completing this deal. Steve will be in Dallas first thing tomorrow!”
Hull: “LMAO! I TOLD YOU THAT GUY’S A CLASSIC!”
Jackson: “no, you’re classic”
Hull: “you uhhh, wana get it on?”

February 26th, 2009
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