Lapierre rocks the night in Florida (see what I did there? Pierre means rock in French, so I put Lapierre rocks the night! Pretty clever eh!?)
Here’s to Florida, a beautiful state in beautiful U.S.A! (I’ve never actually been to Florida, but I hear they have sunshine there)
Here’s to Maxim Lapierre, who for the second night in a row was the hero – this time scoring a beautiful shootout goal. With hands like those, I envy all those girls from St Eustache he spoons in bed.
After scoring a hattrick last night against the siamese cats, he set up Tender Gender’s goal and then sealed cult status (at least till the end of the year) by netting in the S.O.
Mike Smith is a better defenseman than like, 5 of the Lightning’s defensemen. Tom Kostopoulos is also one brave greek man. Artyukhin (that’s a person’s name?) is like, 7 foot 17.
1:43 – Alex Tanguay’s time on ice before he was sent through the boards by the aforementioned bazooka disguised as a human being. Carey Price also made the saves when he had to, and did you see that pose when he stopped Lecavalier’s shot? USAIN BOLT YA!
Oh and a side note, but why did 57% of people vote ‘Yes’ to the question on RDS. If you didn’t happen to catch it, the poll question was “Would you be ready to get rid of any player on the Canadiens roster to see Vincent Lecavalier in a Habs jersey?”. Idiots man, what would Bob Marley think? Have you guys seen Marley & Me? Jennifer Aniston’s still got it and that movie almost made me cry. Cute labrador, somehow reminded me of Garth Murray.
And hopefully Tongue isn’t out that long, but if he is, anyone think we’re gona be seeing some Max Pacioretty? DISCUSS YOU THOUSANDS THAT FLOCK THIS BLOG!
Here’s to an even better 2009, hockey and everything else. Stay safe people. See you in Martin Brodeur land on the 2nd.
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after the first few lines i thought your blog was funny as hell, a few lines later i realized youre an idiot with nothing to say but the obvious and your sense of humour grows old fast,
lose some of the stupid jokes and people might actually want to read your shit more than once
Thanks for writing J.C.
Always nice to witness a fan’s delight. Please make sure to come back soon.