My Crystal Ball of Truth : The Semi-finals
Vancouer Canucks/Chicago Blackhawks:
Yada yada yada, you know the story. Yeah, Canucks won last night, but barely. They raced off to a 3-0 lead led by the incomparable 4’1 Kyle Wellwood but then the Hawks got ‘em back only for Vancouver to retake the lead with a bit more than a minute to go. I wasn’t able to watch it, I was getting drunk downtown. I did have some Vodka though, MMM MMMM MMMMMMMM! SO so good! But yeah, Vancouver will live and die with Roberto Luongo. Their D isn’t a dominant one, so Lulu Luongo will have to be amazing throughout for them to have a chance, but so far so good. Can they knock out the Hawks and the Bulin Wall? Hmm, I think so. Two great goaltenders are going at it. But believe it or not, I think the Hawks are takin this one. Hawks in 6.
Detroit Red Wings/Anaheim Ducks:
Ahh, don’t you love those Duckie Ducks? Not only can you take a bath with them and they won’t make fun of the color of your feet, but they taste delicious! I’m kidding, I don’t know what they taste like…OR DO I!!??! Yeah, Detroit is really scary this time of year. I know I picked Columbus to take ‘em, but hey, I was wrong. Sue me. If Anaheim’s big boys can get in Osgood’s face early on in the series, they have a chance. But I just don’t see Detroit losing this series, although I do predict that the Ducks will beat them up so bad that they’ll have lots of trouble in the Conference Semis. Wings in 7.
Pittsburgh Penguins/Washington Capitals:
The great 8 loves beating the Sid, but I don’t know man. Can Varlamov really stop the firepower the Penguins have? Facing Drury, Gomez, Antropov and company is a lot different than facing Malkin, Crosby, Staal and Kunitz. CAAAAAAAAAAAN HEEEEEEEEEEEEEE DOOOOOOO IT? I don’t think so. I just think that the Penguins are a lot deeper than the Capitals at this point. hehe, I said deep. I think Fleury will outgoalie Varlamov and Ovechkin will make it close, but not close enough. Penguins in 7.
Boston Buins/Carolina Hurricanes:
WHO GIVES A SHIT!
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