-Dirty Harry Jr. has been called up

-No Nickname Pacioretty gets sent down, ’cause the two can’t two-exist and the team can’t afford that much pizza for two youngsters 

-Uncle George will/might/should/would/could/herpes? sell the team. I say we get bought out by O.J Simpson. Seriously though, why don’t they do something a la Real Madrid? Club’s owned by the fans. Something like 80 thousand people pay a fee each year and they get to vote on who the ‘president’ is. In turn, the president runs the team, much like a general manager.

-I NEED A FUCKEN CAR!

March 23rd, 2009
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