Nothing else to say…
That matchups have been talked about. The players analysed. The predictions have been made. Now, all we can do is just wait for puckdrop.
When the game gets underway tonight at the TD Banknorth Garden, a new chapter in this rivalry will be waiting to be written.
There’s no doubt that history favors the Canadiens, but that goes out the window. Come puckdrop time, there will be two teams fighting for their playoff lives.
As I sit here in my Lasalle appartment, I can already hear cars honking and noisemakers go off. The city’s ready, and it seems like 82 games in the regular season have been completely erased out of most people’s memory.
It doesn’t matter which team is bigger, which team has better players, which team has more passionate fans (although we obviously rock our cocks and they suck like chuck), this often is decided by who wants it more than the other, who’s willing to fight that extra second longer to get it.
Zdeno Chara is supposedly a human, and if the Iceman can take him out of the game for at least 5 minutes, I’d put Kovy on the ice for those 5 minutes.
Marc Savard cannot be given time to work. Our D has to play at 100%, and I’m not just talking about the 2 guys in front of Carey. The forwards have to come back and help, we can’t afford to give them any odd-man rushes. This isn’t a gay 4 pay porno.
We have to get some secondary scoring going. Tomas Plekanec, you are one of the smartest players in the NHL. The game is played on ICE, so WHY WOULDN’T you wear a turtle neck!? Ya’ gotta keep warm, but ya’ also gotta score some goals TurtlePleks. Do it for John Lennon.
Carey Price, I know you’re 21 years old and playing goal for the Montreal Canadiens is more stressful than playing wife to Mike Tyson, but you have so much natural talent, block everything out and make that goal YOUR OWN! It’s your house, and you have to stop rubber getting into your house. Insurance doesn’t cover that.
Alex Kovalev, you are ranked in my top 3 in terms of pure talent in the whole NHL, so use that talent. Play like you’ve been playing these past few weeks. Don’t let them intimidate you. If Zdeno roughs you up, which he will, tell him he’s ugly and you’ve got much nicer hair, and then tell Georges to fuck him up a little bit after the game. You guys should meet him outside with some tuna fish, a baseball bat and a barbecue.
Milan Lucic, you’re gona get yours.
Komo. You, me, a bottle of spermicidal lube, Paul Mitchell and a shitload of stripper coupons. It’s happening.
Do you guys really need any more motivation? The city of Boston as a whole is pretty much banking on a sweep, you have nothing to prove, but everything to fight for. Listen to some rap beforehand, listen to some Rage Against the Machine - pump yourselves up. Protect yourselves from gonorrhea and Chararea, and fight hard.
The only way we’re gona lose is if they beat us. Put that in your heads.
Everything that’s happened during the past 6 months? Means shit now. The ‘expert analysts’ are saying you don’t have a snowball’s chance in Cancun in July. Too bad you can’t spell analysts without ‘anal’.
I just have a funny feeling we’re gona make a lot of those ‘experts’ look pretty stupid…
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lets be for real….habs don’t stand a snowball in hells chance (not cancun) of making it past boston. the experts are experts for a reason, boston in 5 you might get the win if you pull price early after he lets in some softies and better goalie on the habs takes the win…
PJ Stock works for CBC because, besides Don Cherry, they need someone that’s somewhat presentable on air and is somewhat goodlooking. And he’s young and played in the NHL, so what the hell.
Don’t tell me you actually think Milbury, Jones etc. actually bring anything new to the table. Those guys go by numbers, and if you look at the numbers, then the Bruins are overwhelming favorites. Too bad sports don’t rely on logic.
We’ll see what happens.
You’re lucky. You only have to get by Jose Theodore.